First off, huge disclaimer up here this is not a serious diary. I am totally taking the piss with this, not to be taken seriously at all. This is literally something I came up with in the shower this morning. I've always been a fan of Marvel's What If? books and DC's Elseworlds. In fact hey Marvel: bring back What If? and eXiles, dammit. Those were fun reads.
So. Imagine if you will...
What if you were a strategist for a person highly interested in ousting the current leader of a country? Let's call him Carl Jove. Your side is not so thrilled with the crop of candidates that have come up and the frontrunner is a person who even your own party doesn't like. You'll need to gameplan for this. You'll need some distractions. People like shiny objects right?
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